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Mar
14

Paul Smith signs for the Boro…

If the choice was mine, and mine “Alone, I would’ve dropped” Steele a while ago, and brought in an experienced head to help out. Clearly, he has a great future, but towards the end of recent games, he’s clearly had “The Tingles” as we roll into the last 10 minutes, and after some Championship “Pinball”, we’ve inevitably suffered “The Crush and the Shatter” of dropping points.

“I wonder if” Coyne would have been given a chance of a reprieve given “This Heat” that has been on Steele’s recent performances, and whether he would have been an “Improvement/Denouement” on the “Strange Friction” that are our recent contrasting results. It’s just a shame that his injury means he “Dare not Dive” into the team for fear of causing greater damage.

When Mowbray is dreaming up his desired XI for Middlesbrough, I can’t imagine the Forest sub-goalie featured too heavily – “I drew you sleeping” is something you’d only expect if we’d signed Joe Hart on loan for the year. Despite this though, and forgetting the misplaced ambitions you have “While you’re in the bath”, Smith looks like he could be a good deal for us.

Only time will tell if we need an intervention as divine as “Our Lady of Lourdes” to save our season, although maybe we just need some of that American-style optimism to reach us on the “North Atlantic Drift”.

This post was with thanks to Paul Smith’s solo album, which left no “Margins” for error.

3 comments

  1. dad says:

    You should get a free album for that post.
    Surprised you are even talking about football, I thought it had left you broken hearted.
    This must be the last post before you return a much older & wiser blogger.
    QPR will soon be singing ‘You Can Stick Your 10 Points’ because we are soooooo far ahead in that league we can afford to let the FA have 10 points.

  2. Mam says:

    There must be hidden meanings in this post which only Paul Smith fans will appreciate. You must have broken some sort of record for the number of references you have managed to squeeze in!
    All will come good in the end, just keep the faith. That’s what dad and I are trying to convince ourselves of anyway. It’s a nervous end to the season for all of us.
    Enjoy your birthday, young man! That was meant to sound like Cloughie, in case you had guessed!

  3. Barbara Sharp says:

    Well what can I say,all the way to other side of the world and you can still talk ‘the Boro’Tom I’m so proud of you ,the rest of your family have such bad taste when it comes to football!!!Can I just say’Happy Birthday to you ,Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday dear Tom,Happy Birthday to you!!!!xxxxHave a fantastic time xxxxThink I can remember your parents been a little upset over deducted points,and was itLeeds Utd? Karma me thinks???xxxxxxxlots of love Barbara,David,Stewart,Hannah and Matthew.Big licks from Riggs xxxxxxxxxx

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